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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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