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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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