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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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