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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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