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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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