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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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