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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

1852

When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

1961

Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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