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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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