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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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