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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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