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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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