Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

2152

If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

2015

What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

285

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

1133

What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

1045

When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

2570

What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

766

What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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