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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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