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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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