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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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