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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011