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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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