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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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