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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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