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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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