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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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