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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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