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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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