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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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