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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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