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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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