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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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