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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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