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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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