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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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