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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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