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Akiva Lane
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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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