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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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