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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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