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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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