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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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