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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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