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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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