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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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