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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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