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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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