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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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