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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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