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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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