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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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