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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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