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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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