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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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