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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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