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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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