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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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