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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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