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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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