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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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