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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Shane Ronay
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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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