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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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