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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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