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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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