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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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