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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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